001. Real name → Dan
002. Nickname(s) → None
003. Status → Single
004. Sign → None (astrology is bullshit and for some reason won't decide between Taurus or Gemini)
005. Male or female → Male
006. Elementary → Buttsbury Infants
007. Middle School → Buttsbury Junior
008. High School → Mayflower
010. Hair color → Brown
011. Long or short → Long
012. Loud or Quiet → Quiet usually, loud when I'm angry (you don't want me to be angry)
013. Sweats or Jeans → Both have their purpose
014. Phone or Camera → Phone with a camera
015. Health freak → Not really
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Hah no
018. Eat or Drink → Eat
019. Piercings → Ew no
020. Tattoos → Hah no
021. Water or Fire → Fire
022. Love of your life or 4 Billion Dollars → 4 billion dollars. Wouldn't be hard to get the former with the latter in your hand

FIRSTS:
023. First fear → The unknown
024. First best friend → Hmm... Freddie?
025. First award → Hah... was never big on awards
026. First crush → Never had a crush
027. First pet → Had a fish called Finlow
028. First big vacation → Depends how big? Went to Canada one year...
030. First big birthday → All my birthdays have been shit

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → Nothing
050. Drinking → Nothing
052. I'm about to → Try to bloody sleep again I think... slept for a couple of hours and I'm not tired
053. Listening to → Nothing
054. Plans for today → Classes, exam, ugh
055. Waiting for → Something good to happen to me for once
056. Thinking of → How pointless everything seems
057. Want to → Be free

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Not really. Maybe some day
059. Want to get married? → Hah depends if I find someone worth marrying. And they'd better not want a bloody Christian marriage
060. What careers do you have in mind? → Doing as little as bloody possible
061. College? → Already there, Essex Uni
062. House? → Somewhere away from other people
063. Car? → Bah
064. World Traveling? → Yes
065. What do you think it'll be like? → The past; crap

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
066. Eye color → What bloody difference does it make?
067. Sporty or Sidelines? → Sports are a distraction from mental pursuits... Only if they can keep up in conversation
068. Lips or eyes → What?
070. Shorter or taller? → I don't really give a fuck, but why are girls obsessed with taller guys, it's a bunch of crap monkey shit
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → What?
074. Sensitive or loud → Both?
075. Hook-up or relationship → Hahaha... Hook-ups are for animal monkeys
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Trouble makers are more fun, I want to burn shit

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Not for long
081. Ran away → I wish
082. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → No
083. Killed somebody → I wish
084. Heartbroken → Never had a heart to break in the first place
085. Been arrested → Not yet
087. Cried when someone died → Not until a long time afterwards

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → That's about the only thing I believe in
090. Miracles → No
091. Love at first sight → No - utter bullshit excuse for monkey crap
092. Heaven → No, everybody's going to hell, no exceptions
093. Santa Claus → More convincing than Jesus
094. Sex on the first date → Steady on there...
095. Kiss on the first date → Depends how well it goes...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes, just a shame it's physically impossible
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No fucking way
099. Do you believe in God → Hah
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 11 people and why → What?